L is for Loser

So my “things to do” update for October is this – I did not one thing on the list.  I felt like I was really busy the entire month, but yeah – busy doing nothing apparently.

Weight loss = nothing gained, but nothing lost.  Busting my ass at the gym, and falling off the wagon only twice and still nothing.  Yet,  I will continue to toil forth.

Why is the time of year so tough on me?  I always fall into a weird depression at this time of year – whether its the weather, work, hormones, time change, general way of the world, etc…not really sure.  But I REALLY need to snap out of it.  When your own general down-in-the-dumpness starts making you pissed off at yourself for being such a slacker you know you have a problem.

And it certainly doesn’t help when you eat entirely too much spicy curry for dinner and want to curl up in the fetal position and DIE…see this is what happens when you fall off the wagon…it drags you under its wheels and runs you over repeatedly.

Half Baked

Tonight I was waxing poetic about my love of baked goods with a good friend…who just happens to be one of the most amazing and talented bakers I have ever met.  Her lemon cupcakes are enough to make me speak in tongues…but that is a post for a different day.

The reason I was thinking about this is because, were it not for my love of baked goods and sugar – the cookies, the candies, the ice creams, the cakes, the breads – basically the CARBS of the world – I would easily weigh 100 pounds and wear a 00.  How is that possible you ask?

Everything else I eat is relatively healthy.  I don’t eat red meat or pork.  I loathe fast food – my one exception to that rule is my bi-annual trips to Chick-Fil-A for golden nuggets of deliciousness and waffle fries.  I don’t particularly care for chips.  I limit my french fry eating to the occasional restaurant visit.  Fried foods and heavy sauces leave me writhing in agony so I usually do not indulge.  I don’t really drink alcohol, which is not directly related to my ability to speak in tongues.

No, suffice it to say that my love affair of carbs, my thick German genes and a non-existent metabolism have doomed me to a life-time of pear-shaped purgatory.  My friend made a good point – what would life be like without all of the delectable carbs of the world?  Is that a world I really want to know?

I think my biggest problem is I don’t know when to say when.  I can’t just have one cookie; I want to eat them all.  I can’t have one scoop of ice cream, I need the whole half gallon.  Apparently the bigger is better – which would explain my love for large portions and LL Cool J.

I don’t know what the answer is to this conundrum.  I know I can’t avoid carbs forever.  I know at some point I am going to come face-to-face with a large piece of frosted cake and engage in a lengthy stare down.  Who will come out victorious – will I cave to my craving?  All I can say is that if it is coated in cream cheese frosting, put your money on the cake, and stand back to watch the culinary carnage.

Enough about me

I’ve been blabbering on about myself way too much lately…how about some cute kid pictures instead?  Yes?  You got it.  Comin’ right up…

I’ve Gone Bi.

Bi-Blog that is.  That’s right folks – I now have two blogs to keep up with.

I am moving my weight loss journey to a separate blog so I don’t let it take over.  Because, you know, this blog has a purpose and everything.  Wait, no, that’s not it.

Anyhow – check in when you can.

http://biggirlbiggoals.wordpress.com

Home is Where the Warmth Is

I was born in the Midwest.  Pretty much smack dab in the Midwest actually, in a small town in Indiana called Michigan City.  We ended up moving three times before I was six years old – Frankfurt, IL, Wichita, KS and Amarillo, TX.  So I am a Hoosier by birth and a Texan by rearing.  For the past twelve years I have made my home in the Denver Metro Area.  Its part Wild West, part Mountain town and part bustling metropolis.

Every year at about this time, when the first snow rolls in off the mountains, when the temperature drops into the mid-thirties and my unbearable prison sentence of six long months of cold weather hell commences, I am reminded of this fact:  Denver is not my home.  The truth is, no place you hate for more than half the year can be your home; no place that causes you months of unending misery should be the place that you stay until the end of your days.

I want to live someplace where it is unbearably warm 10 months out of the year, where it never snows and is never cold.  A beach nearby wouldn’t be bad either…the mountains hold absolutely no allure for me.  Sitting in traffic for three hours at 5am on a Saturday to go up to an overcrowded ski area where I can freeze my ass off to careen down the side of a mountain teetering on toothpicks hopped up on steroids, dodging trees and other humans, and praying I don’t pee my pants before I can jimmy out of my ski suit just doesn’t appeal to me.  Sorry.  Not even a smidge.  And no, I wouldn’t miss the seasons either…let me sum up the supposed “seasons” in Colorado – there is spring -when it snows, summer when most of the state is either on fire or inundated with monsoon rains (seems there is no happy medium anymore – damn that inconvenient truth of global warming); fall – when it snows, and winter-where ohguesswhat – it snows.  So all those people who rave about the seasons in Colorado?  Well, all I am going to say is the wacky tobacccki is legal here…I rest my case.

I can say that I hope to never move back to Amarillo.  It is the 3rd windiest city in the U.S. and that is no exaggeration.  You know “Big Texan Hair” – teased up hair encapsulated in a can of Aqua Net, which acts somewhat as a hard fondant shell to the scalp?  That’s no fluke people – that is done of necessity.  Plus, frankly it is stuck in a time warp.  My family has lived there since 1984 and hardly a thing has changed, or progressed – including political and social attitudes.  Let’s just the Evangelical Christian population is quite robust – and since I took a left turn somewhere on Gloria Steinem Ave, chances are when word gets out that I have rolled into town, there may be a petition circulated demanding my exile.

I do miss the lack of traffic – the rush hour here lasts from 5am – 8pm.  I do miss the Tex-Mex food…oh dear sweet baby Jesus do I miss good Tex-Mex.  But mostly I miss the wide open spaces; views unobstructed by snow covered mountains – where you can literally see forever on a clear day.  You can see the curve of the Earth at the end of the horizon; and the colors…my God the colors.  For people that don’t believe in God, I wonder how they justify the brilliance of the color; the oranges, the blues, the yellows, the purple – its likes Joseph’s Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat has cloaked the heavens in all its glory.  Here’s proof:

So where is my home you ask?  I am not really sure.  I can’t go back to my childhood home, yet I feel as though I can’t stay here.  Sure, for a while I can…and I will just suck up my misery as I have the past dozen years; some days crying in the shower in the morning because I can’t bear the thought of leaving the warm cocoon of my abode to venture out into the cold, cruel, unyielding climate.  But eventually my heart, and poor circulation, will call me away from here.  Someplace warm, someplace where you wear a sweater on the rare 70 degree day because its a bit “chilly.”  Someplace where the horizon meets the sky and explodes into a burst of primary colors…I’m coming for you home, just wait for me a big longer.  Please.

September Check-In

Short and sweet to keep me honest…

2.  Read 1 book per month. – I read “Sarah’s Key” and I thought it was excellent.  Gut-wrenching, but excellent.

29.  Have a “date night” with Eric once per quarter. – Done!  We celebrated our 6th wedding anniversary with lunch out and Cirque du Soleil!

34.  Potty train Nolan. – Still trucking a way on this.  He definitely understands using the potty and is so happy/proud to do so – it is a TIMING issue right now.

58.  Plan a BBQ for summer of 2009. – I had some friends over right before Labor Day!

72.  Try one new recipe a month. – Yes!  I made Chicken Parmesan from a Family Circle magazine – it was just “eh.”  However, I also attempted the Paula Dean Apple Cake and it was divine.  It is also a heart attack in a bundt pan.

Five Nice Things

My self esteem has been in the crapper lately – more on why in the next day or so…and more on what I am doing about it.

But for tonight I am going to write out five things I actually LIKE about myself.

1.  I love that I am a natural blonde.  Apparently that is not all that common and I love my blonde hair and would never ever want to change it.

2.  I can be wicked funny.

3.  I am 99% sure I am the best pet owner in the world.  The only reason I say 99% sure is because my mom makes up that other 1% that might out do me.

4.  I’m smart.  Not going to toot my horn too much in this area, but I’m smart.  ‘Nuf said.

5.  I love my eyes….and what’s weird is I didn’t think too much about them until I had a kid that ended up with the same eyes – except 1000 times bluer.  And they are the same shape and set as my mom’s too.  I love that I share that with both him and my mom.   Its our “thing.”

Aunts Marching

The other night I saw the most amazing picture of my almost-15 year old nephew.  In this particular photo he is all suited up in his football uniform, carrying the ball, evading the tackle, strong thighs propelling him forward, his eyes looking up field most likely sending an IM to his brain about where to go next.  I was filled with such a sense of pride when I looked at this picture – I literally felt my chest puff out before a wistful smile took over my face.  There he is – all grown up.  A high schooler…and before we all know it, a college student.

When my nephew was born I was only 16 – a junior in high school.  I loved babysitting him, taking him places and showing him off, and having him squeal with delight when he saw me – “Auntie!”  And now looking at him I realize just how far those days are in the past, even though it feels like I just blinked and he grew up.  (I know this same thing is going to happen with Nolan, I am just in complete denial about it – and that is a post for a different day.)

I absolutely, postively, 1000% love being an aunt.  My sister has four children – my nephew, and 3 nieces aged 12, (almost) 10, and 8.  They have brought so much laughter and love to my life that I won’t even try to sum it up in words – mostly, because I am not sure what the word limit is on wordpress for a single blog post.  Growing up I never had an aunt to which I was close.  At one point I even started a letter writing campaign to my various aunts and uncles just to see if they would write back…sadly, with rare exception, they never even responded.  I am not saying they are bad people…now as an adult I know just how busy life gets while you are living it.  At the time I pegged them as “mean” and “stupid” for ignoring me.  Ah, to be young again and be able to sum complicated emotions up in simple adjectives.

When I became an aunt the first time, I was young and had absolutely no idea what I was doing.  I had babysat, sure, but I remember the first time my sister left Tyler in my care without my parents being home.  I just held him the entire time because I was so afraid that if I put him down I would break him.  So I sat with our two dogs on the couch and this little scrunchy bundle of newborness on my chest, with a bottle nearby just in case.  When I finally realized I needed to change his diaper I took him back to my bedroom and laid him on my bed only to have him pee all over me, the bedspread and the ceiling as soon as I removed his diaper.  That was my first big challenge as an aunt – how to change a diaper without taking piss full on in the face.
The challenges now are greater…how do I be a good great aunt, making life infinitely more fun and enjoyable for them, while offering them sound advice that does not contradict what my sister and brother-in-law have already told them?  Is there some manual that didn’t get handed out to me way back in 1994?  They are getting to the age that, “Because Auntie said so” is not enough a good enough reason for them to do something.

My one wish for all four of them, just as it is my wish for my own child, is that they grow up and achieve all of their dreams while giving back to their communities and making a difference in the world.  I want to make sure they understand that the decisions they make as young adults can and will effect their lives going forward.  That’s not to say that you can’t be silly, have fun, even make irresponsible mistakes, but that the most important thing is to learn from your mistakes and to take your future seriously while you are out making mischief and driving your parents to drink.  I sincerely hope they will understand the good fortune they have…so many people care about them and love them, not to mention the opportunities they have been given just by the sheer fortune of being born into the mid-to-upper middle class.  I mean how *do* you explain socioeconomic status during the commercial breaks of their favorite shows?

But this aunt is marching into battle – the battle to turn them into kind, caring and passionate adults; adults who find a cause that tears at their heartstrings and engages their minds.  They are fabulous kids and they will be even better adults.  Because “Auntie said so.”

In Remembrance

On September 11, 2001 I was 23 years old.  I had graduated from college in June of that year and was coming off a horrible summer and was still wallowing in a haze of self pity over my seemingly bleak medical future.  In addition it was to be my first day at my second job…after working from 7-3:30 at my insurance job, I then would rush home and walk and feed Apples, only to head back out to work 4:30-10:00 at a retail job.

I remember learning about “flashbulb memories” in a class in college.  For whatever reason here is my flashbulb memory from that day.  I was tired.  Exhausted.  I wasn’t used to getting up at 5:30 yet and I had stayed up wait to late the night before.  When I got out of my car at work I remember glancing up to the sky and it was such a gorgeous morning, I almost couldn’t believe it.  The sky was that brilliant kind of emerald blue that almost takes your breath away.  I remember thinking to myself, “It is going to be a beautiful day.”  Needless to say, a psychic I am not.

I didn’t know anyone personally who died in the September 11th attacks, but I have to say that I still feel their aftermath even after eight years.  Always terrified of flying, but willing to do it when necessary, I swore that day that I would never fly again.  Already an anxious ball of depression after my harrowing and ongoing medical ordeal, I almost completely shut down from fear.  When I started that retail job the following week (the mall had been closed down the night of the 11th) I was absolutely convinced someone was going to blow up the mall.  I was completely on edge, and even broke out in hives at one point.

As I was driving home from work today listening to the radio as they discussed 9/11 and its aftermath, I thought about those nearly 3,000 people that died on that dark day.  I remember pursuing some of the biographies of those who had perished and realizing that so many of them were just like me – fresh out of college, working at entry level jobs with their eye on that corner office…human sponges who were trying to absorb all that they could in hopes of clawing their way to the top of the corporate ladder.  They were someone’s child, sister or brother, aunt or uncle, grandchild, friend, coworker…they were just people like me.  People who were in the wrong place at the wrong time and who perished because some extermist from some far off place that many of them probably had only read about in textbooks decided they should die on that day simply because they lived in America…and America, to them, was the devil.

And where are we today?  In my mind we are in an even worse place…the soldiers who have died fighting in the war in Iraq should be added to the death toll of 9/11.  They died as a direct result of that event, and yet sadly they too were in the completely wrong place at the wrong time.  Saddam Hussien was a horrifying human being, yet he did not perpetuate those attacks on American soil.  While we were digging him out of a rat hole, the real culprit got away – laughing all the way into his dank dreary hole somewhere between Afghanistan and Pakistan.   While we are searching for Bin Laden shouldn’t we also punish the person responsible for the deaths of the brave men and women who fought in a war based on known lies and mistruths?  Shouldn’t the man that sent them into battle and to their deaths to avenge the defeat of his father at the hands of Saddam more than a decade earlier be punished just as harshly?  Does he too not have blood on his hands?

I rarely quote the bible…my faith and religion are cards that I hold and keep very close to the vest…my relationship with God is mine and mine alone.  But every 9/11 since 2001 I think of this scripture – Romans 12:19 – “Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.”  Sometimes I feel like that is all we have to cling to, on this the anniversary of one of the darkest days in our nation’s history…knowing that revenge for those responsible cannot come soon enough.

Well excuse me for blinking…

I feel like I just blinked and poof summer was gone.  I know this is only the “unofficial” end to summer, but let’s face it – the days are getting shorter, the mornings cooler and, with rare exception, the pools are closed.

This is by far one of the hardest times of year for me.  This year especially finds me struggling as we were basically robbed of summer.  I could be wrong, but I am fairly certain we did not hit 100 degrees even one time this year.  Not once.  And there was a large part of the summer that got completely rained out and the highs struggled to reach the 80s.  I just don’t even know what to say about that, other than it sucks.  Majorly sucks.

For those of you who like the fall and winter, good for you.  Yay – barren, dead landscapes, cold frigid temperatures that preclude outside adventures, and driving in crappy ass road conditions because the State of Colorado has not managed to figure out how to keep the roads plowed in the winter.  Hello – we live in the ROCKY MOUNTAINS.  One would think they could get their act together and figure it out – but apparently I expect too much.   All of those things, combined with the necessity of wearing closed toed shoes so as not to get frostbite on my lower phalanges, and you have one sad, depressed, and none-to-friendly intermittent blogger.
So, until next year, dear summer – I bid you Adieu.  I promise next year I won’t blink at all.